Friday, March 28, 2008

I have finally figured out what is wrong with my dog...

All this time I thought she was just a hyper spaz. Today I realized that this is not the case. So what did I realize, you ask??.....
























She has a DEATH WISH. It really is that simple.

I haven't decided though if she is trying to kill herself by eating all sorts of things with funky chemicals that can't possibly be healthy for her.

OR

If she is trying to make me do the dirty work and kill her because she keeps stealing my stuff and chewing it up.

The roll of white electrical tape that I needed to finish a project for the boys birthday party tomorrow is what sent me over the edge today. However, she has been shoving me closer and closer to the cliff by doing things like eating two sets of weight lifting gloves in one week, one pair of which I never even wore, stole it right out of the shopping bag on the table (heck I didn't even get the price tag off of it).

And if I step on one more piece of chewed up wood, whose origin I can not determine......

2 comments:

Jennifer Juniper said...

Obviously our dogs are related! Glad it's not just me!

Clane said...

LOL. E found some of Paisley's handiwork in the Florida Room carpet earlier tonight. She just wants to make sure you think of her even when she is out of sight.

Can't wait to see what she does will an entire hoop.

:-P