Frederick's does not carry stockings! How does Frederick's NOT carry stockings?
Here is how the conversation went down:
Me: I need a pair of nude stockings.
Clueless Girl (CG): The thigh highs are over here.
Me: I don't want thigh highs. I want stockings.
CG: Oh we don't carry those.
Me: Huh?? You carry Garter belts, right?
Me: But you don't carry anything to go with them??
CG: Well, if you wanted to you could wear the thigh highs with them.
Me: You have never worn thigh highs with a garter belt. I know this because if you had you wouldn't be suggesting it!!!!
Seriously, FREDERICK'S does not carry stockings!!!! Of all the things I have to search for, stockings was the last thing I would have guessed!